ON DVD _ Released May 14
ATTACK! _ Nearly 700 people thus far have registered to run for
president of Iran. [And you thought our presidential debates were too long.]
HANDGUN SMUGGLE PLAN IS FOILED BY FEDS _ Kerry Lee Bobo apparently
thought that a pistol wrapped in aluminum foil would be undetectable to airport
X-ray machines -- and he's now facing a federal criminal charge for allegedly
trying to smuggle the loaded weapon on a flight from San Francisco to Europe. In
addition to the foil-wrapped gun, TSA screeners also found a taser. During
questioning, Bobo said that he was continuing on to Nairobi from Amsterdam and
had packed the gun "to protect himself from animals while in Kenya."
QUESTIONABLE TRAFFIC ADVICE _ Someone hijacked a portable traffic sign
in Winter Park, Florida, and changed a construction message to "Smoke weed
erryday." Note the spelling error -- which likely indicates our signjacker was
taking his own advice.
LAUNCHES SUNGLASSES LINE FOR KIDS _ After releasing her own tanning
products, footwear and even soda, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi will now launch a line
of sunglasses for kids. The mini shades collection took inspiration from her
9-month-old baby boy, Lorenzo.
IS CHICKEN DANCE DAY _ Ready to do the Chicken Dance together?
Have a great day!