Today is Monday July 1, 2013
HIGHLIGHTS: This might be the luckiest bad driver in Florida: A 24-year-old guy was driving his SUV in Jacksonville at 3:05 A.M. on Friday morning . . . and missed a turn. He hit a mailbox, ended up crashing into a HOUSE, was thrown from the car . . . but landed safely on a COUCH in the LIVING ROOM. He was taken to the hospital with minor injuries.
HIGHLIGHTS: According to a new study, boys with sisters do less chores . . . and when they grow up, they're less likely to help out around the house. They're also 8.3% more likely to become Republicans, or share conservative attitudes toward women. And the closer boys were in age to their sisters, the more likely they were to let women do ALL the housework.
If you still have an AARON HERNANDEZ jersey, now's your chance to get rid of it. The New England Patriots are doing an exchange this coming Saturday and Sunday for anyone who bought Aaron's #81 jersey at either Gillette Stadium or at PatriotsProShop.com. (Here's the info.)
JESSICA SIMPSON gave birth to a baby boy on Sunday. This is the second child for Jessica and her fiancé ERIC JOHNSON. They named him ACE KNUTE JOHNSON.
And by the way . . . the "Knute" isn't in honor of NFL legend KNUTE ROCKNE. It was Eric's grandfather's name.
Jessica and Eric also have a daughter named Maxwell, who just turned a year old in May.
HIGHLIGHTS: DIERKS BENTLEY and his wife have yet to pick a name for their son, who is due in the fall. They did get a useless suggestion from LUKE BRYAN. Dierks explains, quote, "Luke's advice on names is, whatever I name my boy has to sound like someone that you could get totally hammered with."
HIGHLIGHTS: The hate mongers of the Westboro Baptist Church are protesting TAYLOR SWIFT'S concert next month in Kansas City, Missouri. They're calling her a SERIAL FORNICATOR and, quote, "the poster child for young whores."
Have a great day!