Today is Friday July 12, 2013
HIGHLIGHTS: A new study has actually located the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE . . . and it's in Idaho. The study looked at which parts of the U.S. are furthest from any major roads, and two of the four most isolated places are in Idaho. The other two are the Grand Canyon in Arizona, and the lakes in northwest Maine.
HIGHLIGHTS: Great news, cowards. A new study has found the BEST way to cope with your problems is to RUN AWAY from them. Researchers found people who distracted themselves when they had problems were happier, AND eventually figured out better solutions for those problems than people who confronted their issues head-on.
HIGHLIGHTS: According to a new study, in the last year, the average American drank 301 beers. People in North Dakota drank the most beer . . . an average of 489 cans per person. People in Utah drank the least, with an average of 215 cans per person.
HIGHLIGHTS: For the third year in a row, JERRY SEINFELD is the Top-Earning Comedian. He banked $32 million over the past year, mostly from touring. He was followed by ventriloquist TERRY FATOR with $24 million and Canadian comic RUSSELL PETERS with $21 million
Have a great weekend!