Today is Friday August 16, 2013
HIGHLIGHTS: A zoo in China recently got complaints about its African lion . . . because it's actually a DOG. Then they tried to explain it away by claiming the lion was at another zoo breeding, and they were keeping a Tibetan mastiff in its cage while it was gone. The problem is, they were also trying to pass off another dog as a wolf, a white fox as a LEOPARD, and two large rodents as SNAKES. (???)
HIGHLIGHTS: If you haven't had luck with online dating, it might be because you're using the wrong words. Some of the worst examples are: Talking about how hot you are . . . misspelling anything . . . and the phrase, "I'm tired of (blank)".
HIGHLIGHTS: According to a new study out of the Mayo Clinic, drinking more than four cups of coffee a day increases your risk of dying by 50%. Last month, a study found drinking four cups of coffee a day cut your risk of suicide in half. So is coffee keeping you alive or killing you? Who even knows anymore?
HIGHLIGHTS: The Season Four premiere of "Duck Dynasty" attracted 11.8 million viewers on Wednesday night, which is not only a SERIES HIGH . . . but it also reportedly makes it the #1 non-fiction series telecast in cable HISTORY.
HIGHLIGHTS: BRANTLEY GILBERT and JANA KRAMER are no longer engaged. A source told "People" quote, "They are both on the road and have to spend a lot of time apart, which isn't ideal for planning a wedding." They also said there was, quote, "no foul play involved."
Have a great weekend!