Today is Thursday August 29, 2013
HIGHLIGHTS: Here are a few jobs that SOUND cool, but actually aren't. Strip club bouncers, because they have to focus on drunk guys, not naked women . . . people who work with animals, because they see a lot of feces and death . . . and Girls Gone Wild cameramen, who get paid poorly, have to be complete predators, AND can't tell their moms what they do.
HIGHLIGHTS: According to a new survey, men actually prefer women who sleep in PAJAMAS over women who sleep in lingerie. 37% of men like a woman sleeping in pajamas the most . . . 32% like when she sleeps in lingerie . . . and 16% like when she sleeps naked. As for women, 35% say they like it best when a man sleeps in boxers.
HIGHLIGHTS: The Texas State Fair always has the NEWEST in deep fried genius. This year, one of the new foods there is . . . deep fried NUTELLA. That's Nutella chocolate sauce mixed with cream cheese, spread on dough, and fried.
HIGHLIGHTS: MICHAEL DOUGLAS and CATHERINE ZETA-JONES are separated. Their rep says they're, quote, "taking some time apart to evaluate and work on their marriage." They've been married 13 years, and have a 13-year-old son and a 10-year-old daughter.
HIGHLIGHTS: ALAN JACKSON'S drunk, 20-year-old daughter Alexandra was arrested early yesterday morning when a car she was a passenger in got pulled over. She threatened the cop and then proceeded to hit him twice. She also offered a bribe, saying her dad would do "anything" to get her out of trouble. She was charged with underage drinking, resisting arrest and assault.
HIGHLIGHTS: TYLER FARR is surprised that his song "Redneck Crazy" is bringing people to tears. He says, quote, "Some people said they've cried, like it hits 'em right there, and not in a million years would I have ever thought that song would make you cry."
Have a great day!