Today is Thursday September 26, 2013
HIGHLIGHTS: A new survey ranked the best and worst things to eat while you're driving. Candy bars, French fries, and potato chips are the three best . . . soup, spaghetti, and ribs are the three worst.
We all know O.J. SIMPSON is evil, and this just proves it: The "National Enquirer" says he was caught STEALING OATMEAL COOKIES from the prison cafeteria. Guards noticed a bulge in his prison clothes and shook him down.
A source says, quote, "He just stood there with a goofy grin on his face as the guard kept digging inside his shirt and throwing the cookies on the floor."
The source adds, quote, "Eating his favorite foods is the only enjoyment he has left."
HIGHLIGHTS: MICHAEL LOHAN'S 18-year-old love child ASHLEY HORN got $25,000 worth of plastic surgery to look like her half-sister LINDSAY. She says, quote, "My goal was to look like Lindsay in her good days, when she was around 18, 19 years old . . . . I'm hotter than Lindsay! I have no problem saying that."
HIGHLIGHTS: WILLIE NELSON has a shoulder injury that's forcing him to cancel all of this week's shows, including his appearance at Saturday's Southern Ground Festival. He also posted a video on Facebook of a woman STEALING the band's good luck charm, a stuffed armadillo.