Today is Thursday May 16, 2013

Scientists Have Finally Figured Out Why Women Live Longer Than Men

NEWS
ATTACK! _ In New York City a cat became stuck high up in a tree. A
police officer tried to rescue the cat but he became stuck. Then a fireman came
to rescue the police officer. [Finally, Iron Man came and got them all
down.]

PEANUT
BUTTER POP-TARTS _ We've been begging for a peanut butter Pop-Tart ever
since the Peanut Butter & Jelly Pop-Tart was discontinued in 1986. Now,
after 27 years of waiting, Pop-Tart scientists have created the perfect mix of
flavors to bring us Peanut Butter Pop-Tarts and Frosted Chocolate Peanut Butter
Pop-Tarts.

WACKY-BUT-TRUE:
MAN USES GROCERY STORE AS BUFFET _ A man in Kentucky hid in a grocery
store until it closed. Then he cooked himself six steaks, consumed an entire
cake and 57 cans of Redi-Whip.

CEELO
GREEN RETURNING TO THE VOICE NEXT SEASON _ There's no place like home
for The Voice's original coaches. CeeLo Green, who was on the first three
seasons of the NBC singing competition show, will likely be back for Season 5,
according to multiple sources.

THE
WORLD'S SEXIEST MEN AND WOMEN _ Where do you have to go to find the
sexiest women in the world? Columbia! A survey from a dating website discovered
that Columbian women are the hottest in the world. And the sexiest men? British
men take that title.

THANK
A FLIGHT ATTENDANT _ Today is Flight Attendants Appreciation Day.

Have a great day!

John Elliott 

NEW
ON DVD _ Released May 14

• Cloud
  Atlas
• Texas
  Chainsaw
• Liz
  & Dick
• Dexter
  Season 7
• Roseanne:
  The Complete Series
• 3rd
  Rock From the Sun - The Complete Series
• That
  70s Show - The Complete Series

NEWS
ATTACK! _ Nearly 700 people thus far have registered to run for
president of Iran. [And you thought our presidential debates were too long.]

AIRPLANE
HANDGUN SMUGGLE PLAN IS FOILED BY FEDS _ Kerry Lee Bobo apparently
thought that a pistol wrapped in aluminum foil would be undetectable to airport
X-ray machines -- and he's now facing a federal criminal charge for allegedly
trying to smuggle the loaded weapon on a flight from San Francisco to Europe. In
addition to the foil-wrapped gun, TSA screeners also found a taser. During
questioning, Bobo said that he was continuing on to Nairobi from Amsterdam and
had packed the gun "to protect himself from animals while in Kenya."

WACKY-BUT-TRUE:
QUESTIONABLE TRAFFIC ADVICE _ Someone hijacked a portable traffic sign
in Winter Park, Florida, and changed a construction message to "Smoke weed
erryday." Note the spelling error -- which likely indicates our signjacker was
taking his own advice.

SNOOKI
LAUNCHES SUNGLASSES LINE FOR KIDS _ After releasing her own tanning
products, footwear and even soda, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi will now launch a line
of sunglasses for kids. The mini shades collection took inspiration from her
9-month-old baby boy, Lorenzo.

TODAY
IS CHICKEN DANCE DAY _ Ready to do the Chicken Dance together?
Alright, here
we go!

Have a great day!

John Elliott