HIGHLIGHTS: Scientists have finally figured out why women live longer than men. Turns out as we get older, men's bodies produce fewer T-cells to fight infections, and fewer B-cells to produce antibodies.
HIGHLIGHTS: JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS is one of the richest celebrities in the world, because her family is LOADED. She's worth $3 billion, which is even more than OPRAH. She's also worth more than Tyler Perry, Diddy, Bono, Madonna, Dr. Dre, Will Smith and Ryan Seacrest COMBINED.
HIGHLIGHTS: According to a new study, people in OHIO have the foulest mouths in the country. People in Ohio swear the most, followed by Maryland and New Jersey. People in Washington swear the least, just below Massachusetts and Arizona.
HIGHLIGHTS: A TAYLOR SWIFT stalker was arrested for trespassing . . . after admitting to police that he swam up to the shore of her Rhode Island mansion hoping to meet her.
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ATTACK! _ In New York City a cat became stuck high up in a tree. A
police officer tried to rescue the cat but he became stuck. Then a fireman came
to rescue the police officer. [Finally, Iron Man came and got them all
BUTTER POP-TARTS _ We've been begging for a peanut butter Pop-Tart ever
since the Peanut Butter & Jelly Pop-Tart was discontinued in 1986. Now,
after 27 years of waiting, Pop-Tart scientists have created the perfect mix of
flavors to bring us Peanut Butter Pop-Tarts and Frosted Chocolate Peanut Butter
MAN USES GROCERY STORE AS BUFFET _ A man in Kentucky hid in a grocery
store until it closed. Then he cooked himself six steaks, consumed an entire
cake and 57 cans of Redi-Whip.
GREEN RETURNING TO THE VOICE NEXT SEASON _ There's no place like home
for The Voice's original coaches. CeeLo Green, who was on the first three
seasons of the NBC singing competition show, will likely be back for Season 5,
according to multiple sources.
WORLD'S SEXIEST MEN AND WOMEN _ Where do you have to go to find the
sexiest women in the world? Columbia! A survey from a dating website discovered
that Columbian women are the hottest in the world. And the sexiest men? British
men take that title.
A FLIGHT ATTENDANT _ Today is Flight Attendants Appreciation Day.
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ON DVD _ Released May 14
ATTACK! _ Nearly 700 people thus far have registered to run for
president of Iran. [And you thought our presidential debates were too long.]
HANDGUN SMUGGLE PLAN IS FOILED BY FEDS _ Kerry Lee Bobo apparently
thought that a pistol wrapped in aluminum foil would be undetectable to airport
X-ray machines -- and he's now facing a federal criminal charge for allegedly
trying to smuggle the loaded weapon on a flight from San Francisco to Europe. In
addition to the foil-wrapped gun, TSA screeners also found a taser. During
questioning, Bobo said that he was continuing on to Nairobi from Amsterdam and
had packed the gun "to protect himself from animals while in Kenya."
QUESTIONABLE TRAFFIC ADVICE _ Someone hijacked a portable traffic sign
in Winter Park, Florida, and changed a construction message to "Smoke weed
erryday." Note the spelling error -- which likely indicates our signjacker was
taking his own advice.
LAUNCHES SUNGLASSES LINE FOR KIDS _ After releasing her own tanning
products, footwear and even soda, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi will now launch a line
of sunglasses for kids. The mini shades collection took inspiration from her
9-month-old baby boy, Lorenzo.
IS CHICKEN DANCE DAY _ Ready to do the Chicken Dance together?
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